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06-24-2007, 12:56 AM
No. 20
"If I was a sculptor But then again, no"
--Elton John's 'Your Song'
No. 19
"Lucky that my breasts
Are small and humble
So you don't confuse
Them with mountains"
--Shakira's 'Whenever, Wherever'
No. 18
"I love you like A fat kid loves cake"
--50 Cent's '21 Questions'
No. 17
"There's an insect In your ear
If you scratch It won't disappear"
--U2's 'Staring at the Sun'
No. 16
"Relentless lust Of rotting flesh
To thrash the tomb she lies
Heathen whore Of Satan's wrath
I spit at your demise"
--Slayer's 'Necrophiliac'
No. 15
"Leaving was never my proud"
--R.E.M.'s 'Leaving New York'
No. 14
"I ain't never seen An ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go 'Doing-doing-doing'"
--Eminem's 'Ass Like That'
No. 13
"There were plants And birds
And rocks And things"
--America's 'Horse With No Name'
No. 12
"Time is like a clock in my heart"
--Culture Club's 'Time (Clock of the Heart)'
No. 11
"I wish it was Sunday
That's my fun day
My I-don't-have-to-run day"
--The Bangles' 'Manic Monday'
No. 10
"I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel"
--Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn'
No. 9
"Now you're amazed By the VIP posse
Steppin' so hard Like a German Nazi"
--Vanilla Ice's 'Play That Funky Music'
No. 8
"My panty line shows Got a run in my hose
My hair went flat Man, I hate that"
--Shania Twain's 'Honey I'm Home'
No. 7
"I don't think that I've got the stomach
To stomach calling you today"
--Saves the Day's 'See You'
No. 6
"Your butt is mine"
--Michael Jackson's 'Bad'
No. 5
"But if this ever-changing world in which we live in ..."
--Paul McCartney and Wings' 'Live and Let Die'
No. 4
"Young, black and famous
With money hangin' Out the anus"
--Puff Daddy and Mase's 'Can't Nobody Hold Me Down'
No. 3
"I don't like cities
But I like New York
Other places Make me feel like a dork"
--Madonna's 'I Love New York'
No. 2
"War is stupid And people are stupid"
--Culture Club's 'War Song'
No. 1
"Coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago"
--Sade's 'Smooth Operator'
http://www.spinner.com/2007/03/27/the-worst-lyrics-ever-no-1/
"If I was a sculptor But then again, no"
--Elton John's 'Your Song'
No. 19
"Lucky that my breasts
Are small and humble
So you don't confuse
Them with mountains"
--Shakira's 'Whenever, Wherever'
No. 18
"I love you like A fat kid loves cake"
--50 Cent's '21 Questions'
No. 17
"There's an insect In your ear
If you scratch It won't disappear"
--U2's 'Staring at the Sun'
No. 16
"Relentless lust Of rotting flesh
To thrash the tomb she lies
Heathen whore Of Satan's wrath
I spit at your demise"
--Slayer's 'Necrophiliac'
No. 15
"Leaving was never my proud"
--R.E.M.'s 'Leaving New York'
No. 14
"I ain't never seen An ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go 'Doing-doing-doing'"
--Eminem's 'Ass Like That'
No. 13
"There were plants And birds
And rocks And things"
--America's 'Horse With No Name'
No. 12
"Time is like a clock in my heart"
--Culture Club's 'Time (Clock of the Heart)'
No. 11
"I wish it was Sunday
That's my fun day
My I-don't-have-to-run day"
--The Bangles' 'Manic Monday'
No. 10
"I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel"
--Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn'
No. 9
"Now you're amazed By the VIP posse
Steppin' so hard Like a German Nazi"
--Vanilla Ice's 'Play That Funky Music'
No. 8
"My panty line shows Got a run in my hose
My hair went flat Man, I hate that"
--Shania Twain's 'Honey I'm Home'
No. 7
"I don't think that I've got the stomach
To stomach calling you today"
--Saves the Day's 'See You'
No. 6
"Your butt is mine"
--Michael Jackson's 'Bad'
No. 5
"But if this ever-changing world in which we live in ..."
--Paul McCartney and Wings' 'Live and Let Die'
No. 4
"Young, black and famous
With money hangin' Out the anus"
--Puff Daddy and Mase's 'Can't Nobody Hold Me Down'
No. 3
"I don't like cities
But I like New York
Other places Make me feel like a dork"
--Madonna's 'I Love New York'
No. 2
"War is stupid And people are stupid"
--Culture Club's 'War Song'
No. 1
"Coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago"
--Sade's 'Smooth Operator'
http://www.spinner.com/2007/03/27/the-worst-lyrics-ever-no-1/